What would you do if you're unarmed and got cornered by predator hunters?
@elderemosarecool Die?
@elderemosarecool give them boowjobs
@elderemosarecool blowjobs too, I can do both
@rach but what if they don't consent-
@elderemosarecool I'm decently strong, I know enough anatomy to go straight for the points that'll cause the most debilitating pain when struck, and until the point where my body collapses entirely, pain just gives me more energy. I'm also a psychopath; no hesitation or mercy need apply. In short: make them suffer. The motherfuckers who try to pull this on me had better bring guns, swords, and/or 3+ of them - ideally holy weapons. 😈
@violet_rose seeing a little girl beat up a bunch insecure self righteous pedo hunters, making them regret the day they formed their ill-fated team as they scream for mercy, would be a beautiful sight to see 🩵
@arisudotexe @elderemosarecool Aw.. that's very sweet of you, but I think we both know I'm by far the more dangerous between us. I'll protect you! 😝💞
@violet_rose@cannibal.cafe @elderemosarecool@cannibal.cafe yeah but i don't want you to get hurt :(
<3
@arisudotexe @elderemosarecool But I don't want you to get hurt, and I can take it a lot better! Eh, this standoff probably can't be resolved though… we'll just need to stand together and protect each other! 💞
@violet_rose@cannibal.cafe @elderemosarecool@cannibal.cafe and cuddle, don't forget the cuddles :3
@elderemosarecool go out swinging i suppose
@elderemosarecool this is why im buying a gun and keeping it on me
not just for nazis, but also pedo hunters
not just for nazis, but also pedo hunters
@elderemosarecool Probably get lynched
@cardinaldirections accepting fate. damn.