Jesus having multiple orgasms. Call that the second coming of Christ
@arisudotexe I heard that Jesus was really hung
@Remejy @arisudotexe where did you hear this
@Wardyn @arisudotexe church
@Remejy@rape.pet I thought he was really crucified
@arisudotexe yeah but then it takes him three entire days to rise again
no wonder his best friend Mary is a whore
no wonder his best friend Mary is a whore
@arisudotexe the king of kings rises again!
Stop liking this