Santa knows I couldn't be trusted with his crystal snowball globe thing... the power to be able to see any kid I want at any time?
If this is anything like the Tim Allen Santa Clause movies then if he dies I should be able to take his place, yes?
Google Santa tracker don't fail me now. He should've never given me the 12 gauge I asked for for Christmas
@arisudotexe you're lying to yourself if you think Santa isn't a pro c pedophile, he's one of the most iconic YAPs ever
@Parapuppy@monk.ey.business perhaps the most iconic. Well, after me ;3
@arisudotexe you're very iconic, but I think zeeb and Alyssa got you beat for notoriety; zeeb was all over the news for the YAP flag and Alyssa is about as loudly pro c and YAPpy as you can be, she tells everyone and wears pride shit about wanting to fuck kids lol (for better or for worse)
You're certainly in the top three there, I'd say :3 /very pos
You're certainly in the top three there, I'd say :3 /very pos
@arisudotexe you’ll shoot your eye out, kid